• Me: WOEIKLFDOWIEFK)@(#RUIJ(@#IHOEWFWwhatashit situation
  • Me: it was the money they gave me for my birthday
  • Karen: I'm trying to pronounce that
  • Karen: and I think I just farted.

Shitcockballs.

Well.  Jonathan just informed me that, no, I don’t need to help with gas, and how about we leave Thursday morning.

Dear future people I make plans with.  If it’s a large enough, cross-country trip that I buy plane tickets on a certain day, thinking that 5 days together was a good amount, don’t limit my time to 1.5 days in our destination by changing the plans.

I understand for a while there he wasn’t even certain that he wanted me to go on the trip, so I guess it was fine for him to change his date of departure then, but I feel really jipped.  Especially because this trip is kindof a healing-deal anyways.

Damnit.  Sorry this situation is really disappointing, mom.  Your b-day money didn’t go to waste, but I sure have to make the best of it now.

“On the cross-pacific jetliner, to distract from the bumps of differing air pressures that send my stomach to floors i didn’t know existed, i watched the massive waves 30 thousand feet below. & those waves became a mantra… we are only waves. the ocean can collapse & explode in a salty froth all it wants, but we are only traveling through it as a medium. the cells that compose my body are COMPLETELY different than they were last year or any of the years before. Yet here I am, a candle of worry traveling several hundred miles an hour above the clouds.”

—Joshua Heineman
aja: Flickr find.

aja:

Flickr find.

There is a song playing on my computer

kathlellen:

I literally have no idea where it is coming from. No apps that play music are open. I didn’t click on anything. GHOST IN THE MACHINE!

Do you use AIM?  My friend said that he had the same thing, and then heard something mention “AIM Radio” and figured it was coming from his buddy list… weird.

Too damn early.
Too damn early.
Happy Birthday Haley!!

I am going to Jonathan’s in Texas for five days, and it’s only going to be 3 or 4 degrees hotter there than here.  What the fuck?

Cincinnati… I hate your summer already.

BAH. I need it now. I know you’re popular vimeo but this sucks. But I also know there isn’t really a way around it. But I also want to say that it’s been 50 minutes and this number has only moved 20.
BAH. I need it now. I know you’re popular vimeo but this sucks. But I also know there isn’t really a way around it. But I also want to say that it’s been 50 minutes and this number has only moved 20.
Rings say 101 years. Sad.
Rings say 101 years. Sad.

I texted my # from an iPhone in the apple store to see if it worked, and it did, and has it’s own number, as do the other’s… so periodically during the day I’ve been texting the Apple store iPhone saying “HELP»> I”M STUCK IN HERE!!”

I’m so weird + bored.

stickaaaaaam »

hannahmaimai:

carolinemartin:

(via hannahmaimai)

Do it!

let’s try this again! ;-)

we can celebrate the success of the german soccer team in their first euro cup game!!! woooo!!! (we don’t have to though…)